1. The overs god. Seriously, why is this higher being such an evil p***k?

2. When somebody does zero form and finds the $101 shot you gave absolutely no hope after assessing the race thoroughly.

3. Money back for second and third promos. Great in theory, not so great in practice when they keep running fourth. 

4. When your non-punting mate asks you for a tip, has a fiver on it and acts like you’re the second coming of satan when it runs second.

5. Non-punting mates.

6. Barrier one. Backmarker. Craig Williams.

7. When there’s a minute till jump in the Caulfield Guineas, the queue is five deep and the peanut at the front is trying to cash in his $5 place collect on a race that hasn’t paid out yet.

8. Duets. Seriously, what’s the point of this bet type? And why is someone always having a dollar on one when you are trying to back Pikey in the last?

9. All-in markets. Such a tempting, poisonous trap.

10. Taking the field in what looks a 'juicy' quaddie leg and watching the favourite absolutely s**t in. Seriously happens every time. 

... having said all that, what's Pike riding in the next? 

 

 

 

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